Marriage

Whether a man winds up with the nest egg or a goose egg depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.

Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.

Too many couples marry for better or for worse, but not for good.

When a man marries a woman, they become one but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

If a man has enough "horse sense" to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never be an old nag.

Judgin' from the specimens they pick for husbands, it's no wonder that brides often blush.

On anniversaries the wise husband always forgets the past, but never the present.

A foolish husband remarks to his wife: "Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin', and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is ever gonna go to work."

The bonds of matrimony are a good investment only when the interest is kept up.

Many girls like to marry a military man--he can cook, sew, make beds, and is in good health.... and he's already used to taking orders.

the last one is funny...lol

A typical femine stance on marriage.

aww brett it is just humor....lmao
my stance on marriage is 50/50 baby all the way ;)
but I am not into guys so those were just funny comments to me :)

Yeah, I know. (donna will understand that I think)

I do appreciate the humour but you have to admit marrige puns usually revolve around men being dolts.

I think I could stand for an example in at least two of the above.

yeah i must sayey i agree wit u on e last comment. and like e bru sang, marriage dont change nuthin but yo name. thats highly tru.

an i also have a marriage say that goes, marriage is a school wea u kp on learning. aint no certificates, no diplomas, no degrees, no masters, no doctorates, no nobel prizes and no PhDs.

Haha the last one was funny. Very cute. Lmao. Nice one. :]

[so i herd u lyke mudkips: ♥ Megan]

yeah brett...most marriage comments do put guys down, I admit that. Not that I agree with it or disagree with it. Not all men are the same but there are ones who do fit those comments but then there are men who do not. I have seen both. Never judge a book by its cover and do to those what you would like done to you! Good mottos to think about :)

~ haha...those were great. The problem is that too many of them are the truth......

when it comes to marriage, it takes 50/50 to make it work, anything less and there will be problems.. if you can talk through problems instead of arguing, fighting and blaming each other then it should all stay good.. theres not many people out there though that can avoid arguing tho.. which is sad.. lifes too short to be upsetting the person you care about! xx