anyone got any good riddles

What has a mouth but doesn't eat, a bank with no money, a bed but doesn't sleep, and waves but has no hands?

You're gonna have to remind me to post the answer or whatever because i have a terrible memory.

Oh, AND: A poor man has it, a rich man wants it. It's greater than God, and more evil than Satan. What is it?

yes, river for the first one....oooh, do you think you can get the second one or do I have to tell you?

Is it gonna be one of those dumb riddles where the answer is "nothing"? Lol, 'cause I just spent like 10 minutes trying to think up the answer and I didn't get anything.

YAY! You got it...and ersonally I think that it's a good riddle. It makes perfect sense. It's definitely one of those crazy riddles that a child could solve much quicker than an adult. Anyone have another riddle?

I got a riddle!!!! Its soo confusing!!!!

Hmm lemme see ..

Ok so your in a room no windows or doors no way out the only things in the room with you are a table and a mirror .. how do you get out?

LoL

I'm gonna hav to take a stab at the fact that it's an interrogation room and you can break the mirror which leads into another room with a door.

I know it's probably wrong, but it seems like a good answer.

Yeah....there's no way that that is the answer. lol

What is like the pee in your pants?
i know it's stupid and kinda wrong but it's kinda funny!

Okay. you look into the mirror to see. you take what you SAW out of the mirror. then you SAW the table in half. two halves make a WHOLE and you crawl out of the HOLE you just made!!!!

okay i have one...

If a redhouse is made out of red bricks, a whitehouse is made out of white bricks, and a bluehouse is made out of blue bricks...

What is a greenhouse made out of?

plants??

i got one

if you're in a room with no doors, no windows, and no way to get out, how do you get out?

lol a greenhouse is made out of glass.

Or, green bricks... it depends! Haha.

Because cigars cannot be entirely smoked, a hobo who collects cigar butts can make a cigar to smoke out of every 5 butts that he finds. Today, he has collected 25 cigar butts. How many cigars will he be able to smoke?

6 cigars

awesome :)

what? i dont get it... can somebody explain?

he could make 5 cigars, which leaves 5 butts left over and he could make one more, which makes 6

OH i see!! thanx!

freak no all yall brats ggggggggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkksssssssssss

what????

us, geeks???

nope.

Alive without breath,
As cold as death;
Never thirsty, ever drinking,
All in mail never clinking.

...What am I?

and another!

This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.

...What is this thing?

" This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.

...What is this thing? "

Water?...wild guess

" This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.

...What is this thing? "

the answer is: TIME.

and the answer to my first one is : a FISH