Killing Your Sad Button

Hello-

have you ever wanted a moment where you were not sad? where you wanted to get out of the sorrow? well, i am here to introduce to you...

*whips out a button with no importance*

THE SAD BUTTON KILLER BUTTON!!!!

you attach it to your sad, then press the button and ZAP, no more sad!

lol i wish that existed...
but since we are ON the subject, ever have a dumb idea for an invention? like the sad button killer button? post it here. the winner of the "dumb invention idea contest" will win a million billion dollars and bonus points... (hahaha) from the Count-her-fitt Moo-Lah Company and cookies will be provided by the DarkkSide Inc.

UR SYCKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I once tried to invent the cow-o-matic... a machine that cloned cows out of tofu, for all u vegetarians that every once in a while crave cow ( like me) So you'd be eating cow made out of tofu...you can tell how well that 1 worked out.

lol. We're dumb. But I love ya none the less Ally, and I'm sorry I alwayz spell ur name wrong...

and about the sad button thingy, umm DORK!!!!!!!

My dad told me that when he was at college (many, many years ago), him and his cousin had to create an invention for their project. He said they created an umbrella that had plastic all around it and reached to the floor so you wouldn't get wet at all.
They make those now :O He could have been "the man who made long umbrellas" :O

...You actually made a thread on the sad button killer button.

XD

sure did! I was pretty bored, and seeing as how there is nothing else to do on this Earth...

the sad button killer button.

so does anybody else have dumb inventions?

I don't have any of my own dumb inventions, but your sad button thingy sounds awesome :)

I wouldn't be so surprised Sean Allen....

lol thanks jaime. and i agree with rave. dont be surprised i made this topic!

so i guess nobody else has bad invention ideas...

sadness and happiness are choices. You are what you think you are.

^^ yeah... but still... you dont want to be sad, all the time. hence the sad button killer button.

I'm going to invent a Zapper, so when people ignore me... ZAP!!! hahahaha... and when it zaps them, the shout out random things. first thing to shout, "I LIKE FRIED BEAN CURDS!!!!"

hahahahaha... that would be great.