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Darien
19 years ago*background sound effects* dun dun dun!..
what the heck was that?!!?.. Is that you God?..
God: uhh, yeah I was bored, and had nothing better to do.
Darien: Don't you have like, people to save and stuff? or like prayers to be answered?
God: Yeah, but I get lazy. I send Santa Claus to do my dirty work.
Darien: That makes sense. It must get tiring being all powerful and stuff huh?
God: Yeah! and I get free internet! -
Darien
19 years ago*Moses runs in!*
OMG the Titanic just sunk and I lost all of my animals!*
Darien: What!?.. I thought Noah was incharge of the animals.. and what the heck are you doing on the Titanic!?
Moses: Uhh, Noah won a poker game, and won the Titanic. He's always off in Vegas.
Darien: Ohhh geez, he went back there again?.. and he didn't invite me!?..
Moses: Yeah, I know eh!.. Well I'm screwed! I just sank the Titanic and all the animals died, so Noah is gonna kill me!
Darien: Uhhh, yeah. I don't think God's gonna help, he got mad smashed last night, and he's still a bit hung over.
Moses: Oh man! Not again!.. Ok, uhh, you wanna help me gather up the animals and rebuild the Arc?
Darien: Heck no! I gotta get back to reality!
