yesterdays heroes in today's world

Think about this and come up with an example of your own.

If Romeo had've been born in the twentieth century western world, he would have had a cell phone and he would've been arrested for stalking long before anyone could have blundered with their own lives!

If MacBeth were born in the 20th century, some CSIs would've caught him for killing Duncan loooong before MacDuff or anyone else did.

He'd be rotting in jail today.

Ach, laddy, can I get some haggus delivered to my cell?

Ah.

If casanova had've lived around here he'd have got a right twatting outside the local chippy on a Saturday night with his holier-than- thou womanizing ways!

if jesus had lived in todays society he would have been laughed at and thrown in the nut house for thinking he was the son of god

^^^^^^harr harr...very funny!

^^^^^^harr harr...very funny!

Talking of Jesus:

Here's what the Scouse comedian, Alexis sayle said of Jesus and today's society:

'If Jesus had've ben born in the twentieth century we'd be all walking about with electric chairs around our knecks'. Think about it!

If Othello would have born in 21st century.... I would have loved to become Iago....

I think Romeo might had to wash dishes if Juliet was a big eater and was poor in case Romeowed what Juliet.

If George Bush wernt the us president then hundreds of soldiers wouldnt be dead and the muslims wouldnt have bombed london and killed 100s of innocent people

sorri x x x