Hi I'm a single guy and I'm looking for a girlfriend

I like comdey movies but I will also go for a chik flick if my girlfrined wants it (tha would be sum1 like ne1 whose posting) I have sandy brown hair a darker tan (surprising b/c I live in Canada,eh?) I'm 5'6 a lil shorter but I'll get taller (hopefully) well just post here if u wanna go out with me lol p.s. I also have sea green eyes. Well it will be nice to meet y'all!

thx
wats ur age?

cool I'm 14 too

so you want a bf?

well come to chat and we can talk i'm there now

ok well that didn't work out well
any1 else?

LOL. are you seriously asking for an e-date?

yea so what

If you are looking for a girlfriend, why not find one in real life? Because to put it bluntly, this is pathetic.

~BJ~

lol this is some funny ish... Good Luck = )

Lol.

Wow, I found this to be very entertaining to read

A cyber romance?
Sounds entertaining.

*hands you a rose.*

*blush* no, I'm not flirting, save it and give it to the girl you love.

//T.L.//

canada, eh?
LOL
me and my friends met some canadian
boys today yaaaayyyy
they camp here all the time
because its like 70 miles away.

anyway, i would say try finding someone
thats closer to you alright?
LONG distance relationships suucckkk.

i agree with ^^. and everybody else. find someone close to you, online relationships dont work...

yes they do
and how do
you know
its actually
a person?!
HA-HA. kidding

if you want to have an online relationship then
go ahead, its your decision but still try and
have the relationship with someone that is close
to you or close to your town or whatever, ya know?

so you can actually hang out and meet and stuff.

do you happen to be in hockey?

^... um that was pretty confusing.

but still...

do you really want to be "dating" somebody online???? you might think theyre fourteen... turns out theyre a 46 year old man who doesnt want a date but wants waaaaaaaay more than that!!!

see the issue?

haha thats what i was trying to say ^
how do you really know if they are who they say they
are but still i think if he wants to online date
or whatever then he should
but make sure you get to like
actually meet them.

idk

ah... i see now. well dude person... whoever started this post. good luck with that. i guess.

Good luck with a cyber relationship.

But please, this is a poetry site, not a online dating site.

i agree with ^^^. shes right. if you want to date somebody they have PLENTY of websites for that.

SCREW YOU ALL I MYIGHT AS WELLGO SLITMY WRISTS NOBODY LIKES ME WORTH A FUCK!!!

^ Yess get a grip. Just becuase people think what you're doing is funny doesn't mean no one likes you. They just don't wanna date you online.

What the hell? Why do you people have to rip each other apart! If he wants to date someone onlinethat's his place to do so and yours to give him freedom of choice!!!

'SCREW YOU ALL I MYIGHT AS WELLGO SLITMY WRISTS NOBODY LIKES ME WORTH A FUCK!!!'

do you think thats going to find you an online relationship, or any relationship at all, what impression have you given everyone about you?

"What the hell? Why do you people have to rip each other apart! If he wants to date someone onlinethat's his place to do so and yours to give him freedom of choice!!!"

Yeah it is his choice...
But if he posts it on here then it's everyone elses choice to say what they want about it.
We're all entitled to our opinions even if you don't like them.

Oh, well, To be, I have the same problem. Can't seem to find boys, the ones I like don't like me... etc.

At least you vented, right? That is good. Anyway, if you are as starightforward as you seem, then you will probably get a girl.
There's just as many girls looking for boyfriends as there is boys looking for girlfriends.
Actually, I should keep that in mind myself. There is still love left in the world, and we will all have a turn.

//T.L.//

Ok so this pretty sad, why would you go on the interenet to find someone to date? either your a wierd physco freak thats really like 40 and wants to find innocent girls, or your just pathetic and can't find a girl in real life...not to be harsh but I mean come on.

This is all too entertaining!

P.S. I'll date you! Wait, no I won't...INTERNET DATING IS CREEEEEPY!

lol.

Lol. WOW.
Jordan, I NEVER KNEW. =|
Haha, kidding!

EMO MOMENTO:

Slit my wrists cause I love you.
*sniffle* *hic* *tear*
Paint the carpet red with my BLOOD.
Oh, agony, oh grief.

& Word of advice:

Find a soap box and preach to the world.
Someone might notice you.
And it might be better in your case. =)

LOLLI
xx♥xx

P.S.
"Yo g wat is up homepankake I'm fat with a ph"

That is the gayest profile
I've ever read.

Well tis definetely is interesting I need to make sum notes on human behavoir and see how this worked out. Thank you evry1 for participating in my study lol I got you all I don't rlly think that way lol.

I'm confused? :/ ..so this whole thread was made as a joke.. kinda... ??

yes basically

Wait.. shouldn't this be in the funny/humour forum... lmao

uhhh anyways.. i remember being a kid and 'internet dating' it was the weirdest and dumbest thing ever. Everyone lies about their age..

lol. dude. not slick. really a cliche answer. but no. you NEED to stop. it's good to admit that you made a fool of yourself. could've blamed it on boredom... but NOOOO... you still have a young mind and can't react to any real dilemna. i say you're still not fit for a relationship let alone a [cyber] one... keep it real.

haha I never made a fool of myself, that was the best part!.. young I am indeed.. and my mind is probably a whole lot younger..

ohh and i would disagree, i am more ready for a relationship. I'm not a teen anymore. I'm all grown up.

Yeah.. ^^ He's a big 20. Lmao. Maybe that's why I'm not ready for love.. cause I'm still a teen, 17.
=( Lol

lol... i was talking about the topic starter...