Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

oops was a bit slow replying.. ermmm cos they want to sunbathe..

am i too slow posting this again?

cause they are day flowers lol

cause we are not together is why....

why can't I think of a ?

lol @ tammie aww why tammie hehe

what will tammie bring me to eat from lunch? lol

Shit.

How come turtle wax isn't made from any turtle discharge?

il bring you wedges and sour cream. because i didnt finish all of mine lol. thats if you like it lol

why are wedges and sour cream so addictive? lol

I do like lol cause it is in our genes

why can't I go to bed?

because this site is too adictive and these games are silly and fun lol =)

why do i have a concerntration problem? self prescribed anyway, lol

cause turtles don't wax

why is white out also called liquid paper?

you like concetration games

why can't I win the lotto?

woah.. ive never thought about that! LOL i wouldnt have a clue.. maybe because you can put it over your mistakes and it looks like the paper again? lol
and i wouldnt say you can't win the lotto, id just say its very unlikely to win the lotto,because of so many people in it/.

why is the middle of a hurricane called the eye?

cause it is clear as an eye ;)

why is a tornado in the shape of a funnel?

so you can drink the rain through it

Y are english summers more like winter?

cause ya'll do eveyrthing opposite

why do english people drive on the wrong side of the road? lol

cos we don't drive on the right

y is my daughter asleep on the living room floor?

cause the bed was to far out of sight lol

I won't I be able to sleep in tomorrow?

because you are not human?

Why does it rain when there are clouds?

because the clouds are full of rain. only if they are rain clouds, that is.

why do some people have no fashion sense at all?

Cause they are moronic. :/ *Edit*

Why can't it be cool and cloudly all the time?

because that would lead to the sudden, excruciating death of all things good

Why does soap taste so awful?

because its not meant for eating

why is it that just when you are up to a good part of a dream, your alarm goes off, or you are woken up somehow?

Cause life sucks like that.

How come we have five fingers ant toes and not four?

To keep my balls from falling out.

How many times do I have to tell you before you listen?

depends whether You are saying what I want to hear or not..

why does time go by too slow when you are a child, but too quickly when you are an adult?

hmmm

mmmm

because tiiiiiimmmeee is on my side, yes it is babe. because time is against you

Why do guys like women with fake tans, fake boobs, loads of makeup, and fake hair (cough cough porn stars)?

they are reallllllllll easy.....lol lol

why do some words always make feel like you spelled it wrong?

I blame Barbie oops too late.. erm to confuse us and make us think

why do we have tonsils?

Becuase Girls dont have balls

Were did the idea of going to space come from?

to add a dramatic affect to cartoon characters when they scream.....

why does every lifetime movie have the same ending?

I was late.... um..... stoners wondering if there really was a heaven..

again why does every lifetime movie have the same ending?

Becuase if it had the same ending every blonde could understand why there brains hurt when they watch it.

[NO OFFENCE, -loving the blondes-]

Were did cows first produce milk?

in the hills

what was the person who first found out you could get milk from a cow, trying to do?

the guy was a lonely farmer... don't judge him...lol

how many numbers are there??

i just wanted to see if someone would attempt to answer that..

9999999999999...infinity..

Why do we breathe?

it gives us something to do

why when we're sick does it always have carrots in it, even if you haven't eaten any?

lay off the hallucinogetics... the sun is purple

why did Full House get cancelled?

because when the screann appeared it only had "cancel" and not "ok"

why do little kids pee on themselves?