YOu might be a redneck

if you have to sell your truck to pay for the gass..you might be a redneck.

give me some more

There was a movie set in my village, and in it our village was surounded by mountains and everyone had a southern acent... I live in Michigan, I only know like one person with a southern acent.

I can't think of any redneck thingys.

hahahaha hahahahahah the second one now we can get along that was hilarious

You know you're a redneck when your family tree doesnt fork, or if you're parents never married but still share the same last name.
You know your a redneck when you have a wedding and only need one side of the church.

your a redneck if you've been married 3 times and you still have the same in-laws.

you might be a redneck.... if you've ever been in a custody fight over a huntin dog... and you go to a family reunioun to meet women

Ooo I like that last one!! Rotfl

You might be a redneck if you have to jack up the house to look for the dog

you know ur a redneck if ur idea of fast food means killing a dear 60 miles an hour going down the interstate.

you might be a redneck if you mow your lawn and find your car...*I LOVE JEFF FOXWORTHY*