if someone says....

These are mostly comebacks to pick up lines, not saying they are good but it goes

What's your sign? "do not disturb"

How do you like your eggs in the morning? "unfertilized"

I would walk to the end of the world for you "yeah but would you stay there"

Your body is like a temple "sorry no sevices today"

So, your place or mine? "both you go to yours and i go to mine"

I would like to give myself to you "sorry i do not accept cheap gifts"

'If i could rewrite the alphabet I'd put U and I together' say 'Good job the alpabet has already been writen'

i didn't get that one

but i loved "I would walk to the end of the world for you "yeah but would you stay there"

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

If someone says "is the sit empty?" say "no cant you see someone on it" (lol actually its empty)

....?

if someone says : "what would you say if I asked you to marry me?" say : "Nothing! I can't laugh and speak at the same time..."

**CHeeSy!!**

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when someone asks 'whats your name' say 'why? don't you have one?'

Xx i liked the previous one ^^

I want to melt in your mouth, not your hands
I cant open my mouth that wide, im afraid

Your so hot, you melt the plastic in my underwear
Did you just by them from the shop then

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
Was I running away from you then?

Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
And yours must have been a butcher, cos he cut your sausage in half

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
I only sleep with teddy bears

I would crawl naked in the cold rain, on broken glass, just to hear you speak over the telephone!
Don’t you have a telephone at home then?

"Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
And yours must have been a butcher, cos he cut your sausage in half"

Oooh.. ouch that'd be a good one to say. I'm killing myself laughing over that, dunno why lol. I think it's just 'cause I'm tired.