Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road??

There are many many answers to this...I just want to see what all we can come up with....

the funniest I've heard is:

To prove to the raccoon that it could be done!

lol a jessica Simpson answer might be:

Why would he be on a road, I thought chickens lived in the ocean?

Jack Nicholson:
'Cause it (censored) wanted to.
That's the (censored) reason.

LOL and my answer might be

To go where no chicken has gone before.

Because that's where the chicken potty was??

According to Dr. Seuss:

Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told!

Because it was running away from the mad man trying to ''pull a bird''

To get to the other side because it felt like it :)

The chicken crossed the road because....Colonel Sanders promised it an ice cream cone..I think we know the end of that story!!

cause the light was red

I like this one better

Why did the goose cross the road?

To prove that it wasn't a chicken.

hehe

........cuz the chicken wanted to...........lol

The bible's answer: And God said unto the chickens "Thou shalt cross the road" and the chickens crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

or George Bush's answer: It doesn't matter why the chicken crossed the road, what matters is what side of the road the chicken is now on. Is the chicken our enemy or our friend? The chicken cannot be neutral!

My answer is to get to the other side...but those two were funnier.

(If you go to bored.com they have a TON of answers there, but those two are the funniest I think)

Because he likes to make people wonder why!

john kerry's answer...

"the chiken crossed the road??!!!*gasp* i must go and witness this incredible act!!!!"

I thought John Kerry's answer would be "We have a plan for that"

I dunno this was funny, it reminded me of that song "Cows with Guns" theres chickens in the end!!

I personally like: Why did the skeleton cross the road? Answer: To prove he had guts. Other than that I don't have an answer

Because he's dumb like that!

Because he was playing chicken

Trying to escape the evil bunnies. Do you really blame the poor thing? Have you ever seen those damn bunnies? Bet you haven't, cos if you did, you'd understand why the poor thing was crossing that road so damn fast...

-Mort

yewah?! lol im a bit slow 2day

Why did the chicken cross the road?
because he was stapeled to the man..

or

Why did the baby cross the road?
because he was stapled to the chicken!?

To get away from Colonial Sanders...?

Lol wow, I just realized I posted before..damn I'm a moron =P

Why DIDNT the tampons cross the road?

Because they were stuck up bitches. Ha. Ha.

LOL!

to get to the other side idk ask the chicken