You Will Die In 7 Days
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silvershoes
19 years agorun from what? you can't run from the inevitable.
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silvershoes
19 years agoand actually i'm madly in love with you.
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lala
19 years agoahahahahahahaha.....hyper
check out this funny joke-
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."
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xXx Allison xXx
19 years agohey, ppls. and i have an objection. i will not die in seven days. i think that you will. people on sugar have nine lives, and i'm only on my second!! you see, i was scared half to death twice when i was a little younger, hence, one life gone. !!!!!!!
(giggling on and on)
*hugs and kisses* everybody
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xPerfect Chaosx
19 years agorotfl, I always love that joke, no matter how many times I've heard it... I never can look at pineapples the same way though....
