~Quotes, Jokes, and Random Stupidity~

This is where you can share your favorite funny quotes and jokes, and even tell us about he supidest thing you've done in your lives.

I'll start-

Once I got my head stuck between the railings on the banister.......it really hurt.

Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream, throw your boyfriend over board and listen to him scream.

haha cute!

I told someone that I sniffed coke and when they told me I was crazy, I told them they were right because those dang ice cubes really hurt going up the nose.... haha lol

Sticks and stones may break my bones... you fill in the rest! haha lol

♥ Ciao

...but whips and chains excite me.

I really did sniff a coke once. It burned like hell!

Learn from the mistakes of others because you can't live long enough to make them all yourself!

^^^ hahah i just played the image in my head. oh jeez animals are so funny. i was watching these two little blackbirds on a fence today and one kept hopping a couple inches away to get some space...then the other would hop closer. and they kept doing it until they were all the way down the fence...and then the first birdie flew back to the other side, and it started all over again. dumb birds. oh and i saw these three hens sitting on a railing together clucking watching this big red rooster strut around in front of them. haha the girls were watching their man. anywho..

village that happened to me once two. i started crying hahah

holy crap snugz rotflmao!!!! lol

Daenerys: haha that made me laugh!!

♥ Ciao

GUY:If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together.
GIRL: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put F and U together.

LMAO
Camyy