Last Words Cemetery

For all you morbid thinkers out there, welcome! My name is I. M. Deadly, and I will be your tour guide tonight as we stroll through the wonderful world of the “Last Words Cemetery!” Just shout out some cool headstones that you see! Here are a couple to get you started:
“Come on…what could go wrong?”
“Yes, honey, I know what I’m doing…”
“You know what? It’s on.”
“I don’t need no damn instruction manual…”

"R.I.P. honey... no really, rest in pieces."

-no no i'm not dead yet
- yes you are, you'll be stone cold in a moment
-no i feel fine, i think i'll go take a walk

lol, love that movie

"Here lies my dear husband.

Now he can finally rest in peace..

And so can I."

i didn't want to be buried u arse,
I wanted to be f**king cremated.

take these ashes and wipe your ass of the whole situation..

*written on a gravestone i saw today at the funeral*

"What are you looking at?"

It made me smile

lol @ all of the above!

" You arsehole! wtf do you think you're doing? I wanted to be cremated but now I'm here getting scull F***ed by maggots!!!!"
=\ lol

That's right, keep staring.
You know I'm beautiful.

^ Is that any good?

Right that's me, your turn next honey.

"That was narly man!" *thumbs up* *then dies*

Wait, was that the red with the white, or the red with the AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *gets electrified*

"No.. no one will get hurt."
"It's fine, I've done it a million times"
"Nah, she won't mind."
"Who cares about a little duct tape?"
"Let's have some fun..."
"Just follow my lead"
"Wait here, I'll take care of this"
"Of course I know what I'm doing"
"Heh heh... watch this..."

:)

"I wanna try something interesting"
"Of course you can do it"
"Watch this"
"It's easy"
"Please don't tell your gonna-"

third time's the charm...

"I know what it looks like... but really, I'm not dead."

"PS- My insane wife is to blame."

"Hehehehehe."

"Kiss my arse!" ~please forgive me for the language!!!!

"George W. Bush owes me a dollar fifty!"

"Being dead is fun, you should try it."

Slumbering........................................................................................... I can't hear you................

normal people:

i'm getting shivers. please stop walking over my grave.

oi you with the spray can, don't make me come up there.

lucky i don't have hayfever.

hey what's this button do

WAGS:

my nails

that coffin is not gucci

now how am i supposed to get to my bank account

yes honey, i know EXACTLY what im doing...

Where am I?

I'm the best when it comes to Hide-and-Seek!

if you are reading this then im dead, if you can see this then you are standing one me so get the hell off

hahaha!!

ciao