Unhappy? Need An Uplifting Poem?

Read:
`Die F-cking Trying

Read it in a happy, funny manner and I promise you'll smile.
It makes me smile, every time I read it.. I hope it does you too. =]
Thanks.
And all comments will be returned. Just leave titles. [I can't leave comments on love and friendship poems.]

xTheEcstasyOfSuicidex