~*~Italians~*~

~*~ITALIANS~*~
I never asked to be born italian, I was just blessed by it. Because we can't all be Italian, just the lucky ones are blessed with the gift. "Being Italian, is not just your heritage. It's your way of being, your attitude, it's what makes you proud."

1.Italians are the greatest lovers
2.Italians are the greatest kissers
3.Italians make the best wise guys
4.Nobody loves their mamma like an italian
5.Italians are without a doubt the best looking people
6.It took an italian like Columbus to discover America
7.No one cooks finer cuisine than the italians
8.The Pope lives in italy
9.Italians have the toughest godfathers
10.Pacino, Brando, Scorsese, Parlanti, De Maggio, Pavarotti, Carollo, Mannino, Mario C and Pesci, they're all Italian
11.No nationality is more "jocked" then italians
12.The reason for the fact above is the italians are the loudest and the funniest people around
13.Italians have the only children who come in for dinner and leave three days later
14.Everything is the biggest and most expensive
15. If it wasn't for an italian by the name of Amerigo Vespucci then the name America wouldn't exist, look it up.

Lmao.. that's hilarious!! I almost fell out of my chair I was laughing so hard!!

Thanks for the laugh

Much Love,
.:Danielle:.

Well you are welcome for your laughing experience :)

'most funniest..' Something tells me that is grammatically incorrect.

Yeah and i believe that nobody is fit and strong like italians

Fit:Cos Italy has too floury meals,maybe the women at there are a little plump but men are always fit

Strong:Italy is hot-weather country when i got there i was about die from heat and i saw italian guys just passing by with no bothered face or body from heat

That's it

what award you mean?
Just wondering

Award? lmfao yea ok Emily, I did this because I was in the mood to type something lmfao

^^ lmfao "Brando" is a last name

*Edited by ItalianStallion due to language*

Joe.. see. This is what I dislike about MOST Italians. They think they are high crap for being a nationality. WOOPTY-DO. Wow, Italians got some good stuff.. but so do the Irish, the German, the Latino, the English, the Jewish, the Arabians... I could go on and on.

don't get me wrong, i'm not bashing the Italians, I am one. But it gets real old real fast. xo.

Oh, and I understand that this was supposed to make me laugh, but jokes aren't something I live for. I take everything seriously.

^ That's kind of depressing. Why are you alive again? Someone remind me.

Depressing? Not really kid. I don't have time for jokes. And I'm alive because my mother and father decided to have sex and make a baby. You're a smart one, huh?

I agree with Jennifer. I only started hating Italians after this post. I think a lot of races have a few people to blame for the racism they suffer: Muslims - terrorists; Americans - Bush; Germans - Hitler; Italians; Joe. Et cetera.

lmfao, this is a post for Italians Because I am Italian, I am not descrimnating. If you want a thread on the Irish, Germans, French, etc. I don't care, I'd be glad to write one up. This was not meant to be an act of Racisim, it was meant to be funny.

I am Italian and I thought this was very funny and true...But if anyone had a problem with it then why did you come into this thread? Make up a thread that you would like...like about any nationality you want...why do people have to take jokes so seriously?

^^agree

Lol Matthew.