Wanna laugh?

A guy sits down in a Cafe and asks for the hot chile. The waitress says, "The guy next to you got the last bowl."
He looks over and sees that the guy's finished his meal, but the chili bowl is still full. He says, "Are you going to eat that?"
The other guy says, "No. Help yourself."
He takes it and starts to eat it. When he gets about half way down, his fork hits something. He looks down sees a dead mouse in it, and he pukes! the chili back into the bowl.
The other guy says, "That's about as far as I got, too."

I love it!

hee...thats just funny coz its not! hee hee

theres 3 guys all going up in a hot air balloon, englishman, scotsman, germanman. as they go oer england the englishman drops an apple, they asked him why and he said "well they have lots of apples there, they can have another one" so the say "fair enough". as they go over scotland the scotsman dropped a pear...same reason as the englishman and his apple. but as they go over germany the germanman drops a bomb, he says "they have lots of bombs in the war they can have another one"...
anyway...as the englishman goes home he sees a girl crying on the corner of the road, he asked her why she was crying and she said an apple hit her on the head, anyway...the scotsman was on his way home...saw a boy crying on the corner of the road and he asks why he was crying and he said it was because a pear hit him on the head...the germanman got off and saw a girl laughing on the corner of the road....he asks her why she was laughing...
"i farted and my house blew up"

hee hee hee...i dont get it but hee hee hee anyway

a man walks in2 a bar..........OUCH!!

(lame i no)

a man walks in2 a bar n pulls out a little man who starts playin a little piano...
A bloke comes over and asks why he has a little man playing a little piano..the man replies
"wel i found a magic lamp, and each person who rubs the lamp has one wish!"
so the other man asks for a go an dhe passes him the lamp..
a minute later the room fills up with a million squid,
"i didnt wish for a million squid says the man"
the other man replies
"you really think i wished fot a 10 inch pianist"

Hahah! That's great!

eww nasty!

eww nasty!

lmfao helena thats great