Blonde guy joke
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I Seem to be the Heartless
18 years agoA BLONDE GUY GETS HOME EARLY FROM WORK AND HEARS STRANGE NOISES COMING FROM THE BEDROOM. HE RUSHES UPSTAIRS TO FIND HIS WIFE NAKED ON THE BED,SWEATING AND PANTING.
"WHAT'S UP?" HE SAYS. "I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK," CRIES THE WOMAN.
HE RUSHES DOWNSTAIRS TO GRAB THE PHONE, BUT JUST AS HE'S DIALING, HIS 4-YEAR-OLD SON COMES UP AND SAYS "DADDY! DADDY! UNCLE TED'S HIDING IN YOUR CLOSET AND HE'S GOT NO CLOTHES
ON!"
THE GUY SLAMS THE PHONE DOWN AND STORMS UPSTAIRS INTO THE BEDROOM,PAST HIS SCREAMING WIFE, AND RIPS OPEN THE WARDROBE DOOR. SURE ENOUGH, THERE IS HIS BROTHER, TOTALLY NAKED, COWERING ON THE CLOSET FLOOR. "YOU ROTTEN S.O.B.," SAYS THE HUSBAND, "MY WIFE'S HAVING A
HEART ATTACK AND YOU'RE RUNNING AROUND NAKED SCARING THE KIDS!" -
brokenhearted
18 years agoWow, I've never heard that one before!!! That is really funny. lol
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Anne Garcia
18 years agoOMYGOOONESS!!! haha!! Hilarious!
Why do female blondes always have a bruise on their belly buttons?
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Jamie Lorraine
18 years agoI loved it
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Broken Inside He only wants to hurt me
18 years agoOmg i love that joke it is freakng hilliarious.
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aDORKable x3
18 years agoLmao! hehe
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Infected with His Deadly Love
18 years agoHahaha.
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Stephanie Naylor
18 years agoThats hilarious
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xo kisses xo
18 years agoHaha,...that really made me smile too. i haven't heard that one. that is a good one =]
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Stephanie Naylor
18 years agoThat one was really funny
