Stupid and yet funny pick up lines

Boy: How much does a polar bear weigh?
Girl: ... I don't know.
Boy: Enough to break the ice, can i get your number?

-All below, have a blast.

:] aha.

Boy; "daaaymn girl. you must be a wrench.."
Girl; "ahh. excuse me?"
Boy; "well everytime i look at you my nuts tighten"

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Boy: Are you a dictionary?
Girl: huh?
Boy: Because you add meaning to my life.

LoL

Boy:Girl your legs must be tired
Girl: Why?
Boy: because you've been runnin through my dreams all night.

Boy: If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put U & I Together

One that i thought was hilarious

Guy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit there.

lmao haha :p

Boy: im irish, are you irish?
girl: um...
boy: would you like to have a little bit of irish in you?

Guy: do your feet hurt?
girl: why?
guy: because you have been running in my mind all day.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!!

Do you know karate cuz your body is kickin!

If you didnt have a name, could I call you mine?

Are you from Tennessee, cuz youre the only 10 I see!!!

You know, my names not Fred Flintstone, but I could make your Bedrock!!!

Boy: Do you have a license?
Girl:why?
Boy: because your'e driving me crazy..

haha..lol!!;P-

"Boy: im irish, are you irish?
girl: um...
boy: would you like to have a little bit of irish in you?"

^ hahahhahahaha.
I loved that one!
these are hilarous.

mk;

boy: how many candles is that miss? 18?
girl: no, 16.
boy: well, if you pretend to be 18, i'll pretend to be 29.

^^
when i first read that i was like; that's screwed up.
then i laughed so hard. :|

OH WAIT !!
Did you fart?
Because you blow me away.

<3

Guy: Hey, want to play squirrels?
Girl: What?
Guy: I want to bust my nuts in your hole

It is funny!

Why?is there something wrong//

Boy:I need to ask you a serious question!
GIRL:What?
Boy:Did it hurt when you fell from the sky...cuz you sure do look like a angel!

My boyfriend said that to me one time LMAO!!!

She is beautiful
she is without sin
because she is sinlessly perfect

^That supposed to be a pick up line?

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