Write a Story...

I'll start this off, you'll write one sentence that adds onto the persons above... and then continue on until we have a story... This should be interesting =p

There once was this spectacular frog.

So Far we have :

There once was this specatcular frog.
WHo wanted to become a prince.
But he had a huge wart on his face.
And he smelled like mayonaise.
So no woman in her right mind would come near him.
Because he smelt so bad.
And reeked of old cheap cologne.
So while he was walking in the forest one day.
He spotted a drunk rabbit.
Who looked quite beautiful at the moment.
With his beer bottle in his left hand
And his top hat askew
So the frog hopped over to him.
And gave him a shot of vodka
Which he downed in one gulp
But then shortly after realised the rabbit was really a princess and <the frog had actually been the drunken animal all along.
So the frog leaned in to kiss the rabbit
And out of nowhere flute players appeared holding up a GO <WOODWINDS sign!
The rabbit had a Crush on the frog
Who loved woodwind insturment players
But then the rabbit suddenly ran off with the head flutist player
And had a tiny crown placed on his head by the teacher
Who kept on shouting out science equations
And confusing her students
Then the frog reached For the sky
then the teacher acidently fell and acidently kissed the frogs wart
And the frog turned into a Broom!!
And the biology teacher turned into a witch and
Jumped on the broom until it turned into an ugly prince
And they both fell out of the sky into
a Pile of 9th grade students
Who were then turned into pancakes
because The principal shoes were too big
And the ugly prince turned back into a frog with a huge wart
And the witch biology teacher turned into a ugly sewer rat
And the math book came to life!
And began to talk
About the sewer rat and the frog should get married
At the frog's house
Until the sewer rat crossed a highway and was ran over by a semi
And the frog cried for days
And then moved on to a singles frog bar on another lilly pad
And he met a turtle names franklin
Who then committed suicide on the spot...
So the frog was heartbroken yet again
Until he noticed a frog across the pad wearing too much lipstick
And who looked a little greener than all the other froggies
Possibly because she was a frog prostitute and had HIV
so the frog decided to Take a deep breath
And walk over to the big lipped frog
Who was smoking through a hole in her neck
and then dropped her cigarette when she saw the frog <approaching
Then lit up a cigar to seem more approachable
To buy a piece of bubblegum
She gave him the quarter
And then asked for her phone number so smoothly that
She slapped him
Her phone number on a peice of paper onto the table

WHo wanted to become a prince.

But he had a huge wart on his face.

And he smelled like mayonaise.

hahaha ew i hate mayo hahaha

So no woman in her right mind would come near him.

Because he smelt so bad.

And reeked of old cheap cologne

So while he was walking in the forest one day

He spotted a drunk rabbit

Who looked quite beautiful at the moment

With his beer bottle in his left hand

And his top hat askew

So the frog hopped over to him

And gave him a shot of vodka

[lmao this story is hilarious]

Which he downed in one gulp

.:Danielle:.

But then shortly after realised the rabbit was really a princess and the frog had actually been the drunken animal all along.

So the frog leaned in to kiss the rabbit

.:Danielle:.

And out of nowhere flute players appeared holding up a GO WOODWINDS sign!

The rabbit had a

.:Danielle:.

Crush on the frog

Who loved woodwind insturment players

.:Danielle:.

But then the rabbit suddenly ran off with the head flutist player

And the frog was sad and alone again

.:Danielle:.

So off he went into the forest again

Where he was brutally grabbed by a biology teacher

And had a tiny crown placed on his head by the teacher

.:Danielle:.

Who kept on shouting out science equations

[lmfao]

And confusing her students

.:Danielle:.

Then the frog reached

For the sky And then the teacher accidently fell and accidently kissed the frog's wart.

And the frog turned into a

.:Danielle:.

Broom!!

And the biology teacher turned into a witch and

.:Danielle:.

Jumped on the broom until it turned into an ugly prince

And they both fell out of the sky into a

.:Danielle:.

Pile of 9th grade students

Who were then turned into pancakes because

.:Danielle:.

The principal shoes were too big

And the ugly prince turned back into a frog with a huge wart

And the witch biology teacher turned into a ugly sewer rat

.:Danielle:.