omgitsmina
18 years ago
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Lol. |
The DaveJon
18 years ago
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Don't worry, I wont hold it against you. You see I'm a very nice, sensitive and understanding guy. |
omgitsmina
18 years ago
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My bullshit detector just went to level 45. |
The DaveJon
18 years ago
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That as high as it goes...you should upgrade to the new version...goes all the way up to 126.8 |
omgitsmina
18 years ago
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Wow, that's a lot of shit. |
The DaveJon
18 years ago
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Or I could be telling the truth, but I'm masking it so the B.S. levels are skyrocketing...or I'm just bragging |
omgitsmina
18 years ago
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I like the third option. The third option is always best. |
The DaveJon
18 years ago
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So if i propose a scenario and give you four options the third option will be the best? |
omgitsmina
18 years ago
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Always. |
The DaveJon
18 years ago
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You are stuck in a movie theater with someone sleeping on your arm. What do you do? |
omgitsmina
18 years ago
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Hmmmmm . . . |
The DaveJon
18 years ago
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But that is a waste of good Dots |
omgitsmina
18 years ago
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I don't like Dots . . . they're icky. |
The DaveJon
18 years ago
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Well what do you like then? |
omgitsmina
18 years ago
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Chocolate, duhh. |
The DaveJon
18 years ago
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Yeah I know....chicks and chocolate |
omgitsmina
18 years ago
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Yupyup. |
The DaveJon
18 years ago
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*uses ninja skills to steal your chocolate and disappear* |
omgitsmina
18 years ago
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*uses black magick to summon an army of undead from the burning depths of hell* |
The DaveJon
18 years ago
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*walks up slowly to your army of undead showing no fear and begins to shake hands with them* |
omgitsmina
18 years ago
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>.< |
The DaveJon
18 years ago
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*looks up at you* |
omgitsmina
18 years ago
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I want my chocolate! |
The DaveJon
18 years ago
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Well i ate your chocolate....I was hungry |
omgitsmina
18 years ago
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Yay! |
The DaveJon
18 years ago
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If you spend only a small fee of $15 dollars a year you can join the "I hate DaveJon" Club. And in a few weeks you'll receive your complimentary "I hate DaveJon" shirt, a "I HATE DaveJon" hat, and a button that says "DaveJon can kiss my _________ " |
The DaveJon
18 years ago
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And yes I am mean |
omgitsmina
18 years ago
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I'm not wasting my money on that, I'll just go buy more chocolate. |
The Sky is Falling
18 years ago
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AUzy! *bounces over to him and shoves a lolli in his mouth* How's you? |
omgitsmina
18 years ago
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Sky! |
The Sky is Falling
18 years ago
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Forever! |
omgitsmina
18 years ago
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You can call me Mina, btw. |
omgitsmina
18 years ago
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Omg, this chick "i love lesbians" randomly sent me a message, lol. |
The Sky is Falling
18 years ago
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Mina.. N ice to meet you *Snickers* You do that |
omgitsmina
18 years ago
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Perv . . . |
The Sky is Falling
18 years ago
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Lmao xD |
omgitsmina
18 years ago
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*pokes with a bloody pinguin* |
The Sky is Falling
18 years ago
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*dies* |
omgitsmina
18 years ago
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X.X |
The Sky is Falling
18 years ago
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*jumps up and screams* Boo! |