Solve the puzzle

Ok here is... another one...

Pretend you are a bus driver. At your first stop a goth kid, a lawer, and a mother with her baby get on, at the next stop a judge, a kid and his dad going to a baseball game get on, at the third stop a skater, a golfer, and a football player get on. They all get off at the fourth stop. Now, what color are the bus driver's eyes?

Omg. I should of realised that. Dumb me.

And to answer this one, its blue. Because I am the bus driver and I have blue eyes.

Yeah thats correct....ur good...

I've heard that one before.

Ic....
here is another one...

What goes around the world and stays in a corner?

Easy.
A stamp.

Ahhhh...Hmm..good

ok another....

One morning a man is leaving on business trip and finds he left some paperwork at his office. He runs into his office to get it and the night watchman stops him and says, "Sir, don't get on the plane. I had a dream last night that the plane would crash and everyone would die!" The man takes his word and cancels his trip. Sure enough, the plane crashes and everyone dies. The next morning the man gives the watchman a $1,000 reward for saving his life and then fires him. Why did he fire the watchman that saved his life?

Because he is a watchman and the watchman was sleeping instead of watching?

Yeah..so clever of u..

Another one...

Old Mr. Tidy was found dead in his study by Mr. Fiend. Mr. Fiend recounted his dismal discovery to the police. "I was walking by Mr. Tidy`s house when I thought I would just pop in for a visit. I noticed his study light was on and I decided to peek in from the outside to see if he was in there. There was frost on the window, so I had to wipe it away to see inside. That is when I saw his body. So I kicked in the front door to confirm my suspicions of foul play. I called the police immediately afterward." The officer immediately arrested Mr. Fiend for the murder of Mr. Tidy. How did he know Mr. Fiend was lying?

I'm not sure about this one.

Ok.. i'll give u a clue

inside the question is the answer.....

Ok.. it is something to do with the word "frost"

I still dont know.

Yeah....

I dont know.

Frost forms on the inside of the window, not the outside. So Mr. Fiend could not have wiped it off to discover Mr. Tidy`s body.

Oh I'm so dumb.
Anymore?

Yes..thats right...but trust me... ur not dumb

Do you have anymore?

Ohh yeah... let me check my pockets....

Lol ok

Ok.. another one..

The Pope has it but he does not use it. Your father has it but your mother uses it. Nuns do not need it. Your lady friend's husband has it and she uses it. What is it?

Ok.. do u wanna try....

Last name.

Yeah...thats correct..
is it was easy...

It was.

Another one....

How can you make the following equation true by drawing only one straight line: 5+5+5=550 Can you figure it out?

Try to figure out this one...
i'll be back after lunch..
see ya..

Draw a line on the first plus so the equation looks like: 545+5=550

Yeah that correct...as usual ur great..

Here is another one....

A man was found dead in his study. He was slumped over his desk and a gun was in his hand. There was a cassette recorder on his desk. When the police entered the room and pressed the play button on the tape recorder they heard: "I can't go on. I have nothing to live for." Then there was the sound of a gunshot. How did the detective immediately know that the man had been
murdered and it wasn't a suicide?

Any one....wanna solve.....

O god