Hey i'd like a good funny poem

I haven't laughed in so long so i was wondering if any body knew some really good ones
any help would be nice

Come on is anyone out there?

I have a funny poem called The Dentist, you should check it out it's good for a laugh.

GG23

Thanks

anyone else

I have one called "IPledge Alligence to the Noose."

It's rather funny, though it's in the "Life" section.
Look it up if you want. =]

xTheEcstasyofSuicidex

I have some funny ones but idk if there that funny idk

Ugh...

Try this one. Not mine its Jeff J.

I Loved Her Profile

She said her life
Is full of strife
And not at all what it was suppose to be
Her hair is straight
She's gaining weight
That girl in the mirror ain't the girl that she wants to see

Her nails too short
She cant hold court
Even though her momma said that she was a queen
She couldn't wait
To graduate
Now her friends wonder why she ain't never seen

That girls not anywhere to be found
I get the feeling that shes gone
Just her makeup bag spilled out on the ground
And two skid marks across her fathers lawn

She said her shoes
Gave her the blues
And her whole damn wardrobe looks like a rummage sale
Her lips are thin
Shes got no chin
Though she tries to tan shes remains extremely pale

Her nose is flat
Teeth like a rat
Even though her momma put silver braces on
She had to leave
Cause she believed
Those beauty magazines she buys at Amazon

Now that girls not missing anymore
But she can only be seen in one place
Photoshop airbrushed galore
Checkout her new profile on MYSPACE

^^ haha that one made me laugh. =] Thanks

^ that Was Cute

Http://www.poems-and-quotes.com/funny/poems.php?id=951043

Thanks guys those were good poems