P And Q blind Dates....

*Mimics Valley Girl...On*

Like Oh My Guud...I can't believe Ne'ummer...He is sooo humble and soo cute...I really like like like like his face...It like looks like a butterfly.

Oh my God...Ladies, let's go shopping and gossip about Neemurs' butterfly hottieliciousness..

Like what a humble man...

Oh my God...Like the new Monolos just came in...

*Mimics Valley Girl...OFF*

Abby: Don't worry, if you read my interest, you'd know I never touch my interests...Heh Heh..

Lol...

I will soo not...Sibyllene...Is mine and there's nothing you can do about it

Mwa ha ha ha ha ha .....

*Coughs*

You wouldn't...Would you?

But then who knows I may take Sibyllene and take her to a secluded place...

And you pretty much busy in your date will never find you...Ya hear me....Never Find Us.

NFU...Never Find Us..

Ha Ha Ha Ha...So me and my eye brows will be safe for another day...

You'll never find us...In fact I'll bring extra leprecauns to our date, for protection and luck that you'll never find us...

Thank you for that Abby, I am a pathetic little half-wit.

But then again, who isnt..

But you are a bitch...Abby...

*Cries* You hurted me feelings...

You called me a pathetic little half-wit...

*Cheers up* But hey isn't Bush a pathetic little half wit...So there's hope for me yet.

Ha....I feel sorry for you and your intelligence...And what is psycholagy...?

Lol...

Don't you have a thread to take care off...

Sibyllene: Where the heck are you...You do know there are two men after you...

Sorry one man and one unusually butch woman after you...

So come on and let's have a date....And make Abby jealous...

PLEASE Sibyllene - get this guy out of our thread! He's bored crapless and ruining my date! :)

Abby: You know what, why don't you join me and Sibyllene (when she eventually comes here) and let's have a menage...

Now I know Kevin will be jealous....Lol.

What do you say...You can have a shave of my eyebrows...

Mo: Sibyellene isn't here...So what do you expect.

Ja, sollen wir?

Let's get going, Noir. You set the scene - I'll make it better. ; )

Really Abby, I always thought you had a reflux when speaking so confidently or when jealous...

Sibellyene...We leave our date to tommorrow night...I have to go for urgent bussiness..

I might have to, if Noir never starts the date. But I wanted to see Ireland.....

Just expect me to show up sometime, Cap'n. I'd be a wench aboard your strong craft anytime. ; )

Oh man... my dates pretty much over already... it started out well!

But it ended on me being urinated on and turned into a man! :( Im scared for life - I shall never go hot air ballooning again!

WOW... always what I wanted...

Haha

Dont mess with me woman! Im one cabin boy you dont want to screw around with! If I got balls under my hat - imagine what balls I've got in my pants! Balls of steel I tell ye!

Geezuz... Gold balls? I'd hate to see the rash you get from that...

I CAN'T BELIEVE ABBY HAS HAD SO MANY AFFAIRS SINCE HAVING DATED ME. disgusting.

1. Describe a good romantic date.

i don't know. something completely tv-like including me and Brian Krakow. if any member is called Brian Krakow or would be willing to change their names to either Brian Krakow or Devon Gummersall, and then analyze the character off My So-Called life, then that'd be a pretty perfect date.
or become a 23 year old french man named Gaspard Ulliel who was a former model and now an actor. yeah. Minus the girlfriend.

LOL.

2. What turns you on?

My list of perfectly good looking actors that i'd pretty much bonk!
just kidding. hate to say it but i am incredibly shallow, so looks always come first. then there's a sense of humour. wooooo.

3. Ideal man/woman?

BRIAN KRAKOW.

i am afraid i am too scarred and broken from my one and only love, Abby, having broken up with me without my knowledge, that i can never date again. online. ever.

EVER.

see you, abby! i'm just off to screw my post man xXxXx!

Sheesh, what busy bees! I've missed so much in my computer withdrawal of one day, minus a few hours.

abby, my precious babboon, our thread awaits for your return.

Mo, I would love to build forts with you and sleep in the skin of wild turkeys. I have yet to decide who will be my Tarzan. Winning my heart takes time, you see. Give me a day or two.

This has grown much larger than I ever thought...how groovy.

I just want you all to know I'm coming for the ladies...yeah, thats right, I'm airborne now and I've got a list....

I don't want any Commando nonsense...like you Jane...if you ever catch sight of me...just picking up some stones and using your bra you shoot me out of the sky so you can abuse me....well, maybe the last bit...but don't be pulling no Godmode stuff on me...I'm bending the rules of real life...not breaking them...and i really can fly a plane...well a small one.

MOAN THEN YA RADGES!...as we say around here..

Kevin, shut up and take me.

Blank, I don't care what she wants, she is getting what I want you understand?

Jane, all in good time my precious, all in good time.

Yes, sir.

Bob, where have you been? I need someone to scold me for being overly flamboyant.