Because The Penguin Said So

New Game

No Rules.

Today My Penguin ate the dishwasher, because i didn't let him finish his fish-n-chips

what else did he eat. and why?

Well my peguin at my bed because i was sleeping instead of keeping him entertained but the funny thing was that after he ate it he was just a big rectangle with a face

Eww.. haha i bet it looks like ice cubes... haha

today my penguin ate my mouse because he was jelious i played with it more then himm

I tried taking care of a baby bird once and it died =[ very sad..and this was when i was little. we burried it. it was cute.

how is your bird doing?

I hope the bird is okay :-) good luck with him/her.

my penguin ate my car keys :'(

First my penguin drank my lotion cause I smelled to fruity, then ate my makeup because I looked like a clown, then ate my bed cause I slept too much.

Wow your penguin is a fruity smelling clown who eats beds!

mine just eats dishwashers and car keys...

i'm jelious!!! can we trade penguins.

his name is :World Dominator

Lol, my penguin is too much a pain to be named. Let's trade!

Okay but you beter hide y our car keys!!

OUCH! your penguin just bit me!

ima name it fiesty!

*Cries**

im sorry to hear that dear :love:

Im sry auz!

My new penguin is sorry to... so sorry he ate everything in the fridge...

Hmm... my penguin was eaten by my wolf a while ago..
that penguin was a nuiscence when I first got him!
he would eat the pages out of my books when I would just barely finish them!and then I'd have to watch him crap out the words so I could read the rest.
that was sooo not cool. but my wolfy is good-xept he craps out eggs every once in a while.

Haha nicee..

TERRA IS THE NAME!! :-) lol :P

mmm... this damn penguin i traded is eating everything! i mean. she even drank my MILK!!

Wow, my penguin drank your milk!! *Good for you penguin!* lol, your penguin is a sweetheart...with the exception of my missing house key.

Haha yea, your penguin also woke me up in the middle of the night by bitting me @$$!!! jeeze. what did you teach this thing!

So my penguin is happy cause she has her own room now... lol its purple!! haha ;-) hopefully she don't bite me no more!

Nah, don't count on it, she's pretty smart, next she'll bite your nose! Haha. I love your penguin (no tradebacks!), I named her Skye, she made me an omelet this morning.

Mr. Penguin isn't eating!!!

omg you should see how skinny he has gotten sense i seen him this morning! i mean. i have EVERYTHING in the house still...

sept the dishwasher which i never replaced!

Wolfy says annorexic penguins arent good for eating.

and he wants to see the polar bear

HE ATE FOOD!! WOOHOO!! actually. he ate my doorway and my back pack...