Old Man joke =)

I take zero credit for this joke but I refuse to say where I read it =p.. but it had me literally rolling on the floor laughing.. enjoy ^_^

A drunk sitting at the bar decides he's had enough and that he's going to go home, but when he stands up he falls flat on his face.

"Heck with it," The drunk says. "I'll crawl to the door." So he crawls to the door, and tried to stand up again but to no avail, and once again falls down. "Heck with it," he says once more. "I'll just crawl home."

The next morning the drunk's wife finds him laying on their front porch, and as the drunk stirs she says, "You were out drinking again weren't you?"

"How'd you know?" The drunk asked.

"You left your wheelchair at the bar again!"

Sweetheart,
I just like that one. I like all the joke's you tell me. That is a good thing. You know how to make me laugh.

I liked you joke.

LOL!!!!!!!

*falls out of chair laughing*

That's a good one!!

.:Danielle:.

HEHE rotflmfaotipmp!

Lol...thats hilarious.....
Lmao....
tehe

Ahh glad I got a good laugh =).. I STILL chuckle when i read it ^_^... that'll be me someday when i'm old and cripled XD

A married couple of 55 years are at a church picnic. Wondering their secret to maintaining their relationship, a young man walks up and asks the old man:

"Excuse me sir, but how do you and your wife keep your marriage so strong without arguing?"

The old man smiled and replied:

"Well it was simple. I make all the major decisions, and my wife makes all the minor decisions."

The young man is stunned. "But sir, isn't that hard for your wife to handle, especially with you making all the major decisions?"

The old man chuckled. "Nope, cause there hasn't been a major decision yet."

That was a good joke

Lol

That's Funny ... hehehe

That was so unfunny that I was laughing my head off!!! It's really funny and then not at all at the same time! lol sry LMAO

*yawn*

An old man walked into a bar.

ouch.

Aw that hurts!!