"VAGINAS FOR SALE!!! COMING SOON!!!"

A certain member of this esteemed site recently made this comment, regarding the primitive practice of sex-slave trading in Australia. I'm sorry for the shock value of the title, truly, and I have no wish to be offensive or inappropriate. It does raise an interesting question, though: should one really be free to sell the use of their body parts for profit? Some people profit through use of their minds... some through their eyes, their ears... what makes genitals so different? What is to stop abby... er. *cough* SOME members of this site from profiting by their single breasts?

It is a question that invites some discussion.

Please check out my poem, entitled "Nest." I'll return the favor, once.

You forget genital expanding. This, THIS is the factor that could throw off any attempts at control. The swelling, engorging nature of the... trade... puts the entire world at risk!

Ok Your in the wrong section yeh will try and comment on your poem but as for the rest of it I dont think you know what this arer if for.

Abby. I don't think you're taking this topic very seriously. These things are important. For example, if we insist on allowing genital trade at all, we'll have to decide on the general value of the wares. And what is that breakdown? Is female genitalia worth more or less than male? I suppose location must be taken into account. In Alaska, for example...

Adele, you may be right. But really, everyone should have a voice in this issue.

But. While stocks in female genitals are obviously in high demand, especially in the pub districts and among the younger set, the ware that backed up previous solid male genital trade becomes more and more flaccid. Is there any end?

It's a hard issue. Hard all around. Those tight-fisted patrons get sweaty just thinking about it.

If they just divert their attention to the inflatible toys avaliable at said pool parties, then I think they'll be sufficently distracted.

Intriguing. Very intriguing..... That just goes to show how this whole disgusting trade has made its way into the very fabric of our society. There is no end to it, is there? Every where to the tip of the head on the tip of the head at the tip of America's political head. Ridiculous.

Just don't know where to go from there, babe.

Lovely poem, but perhaps a bit too soft, wet and mushy. I prefer hardened poetry, written with a firm hand...gradually strengthening, picking up speed and finally, reaching a peak and being suddenly returned to a placid state of serenity and satisfaction.

And interesting topic of debate. When will the vaginas be coming exactly? I'm sure men are holding off in anticipation. Then again, vaginas do tend to take their time when coming, leaving the final product much desired and mysterious, seeing as acquirement is not guaranteed.

abby and sibyllene, we are certainly treading on thin ice. Shame, too. I like my ice thick.

Is it buy one get one free? Like at specsavers?

If so, I'll have 2, its always good to have a backup.

Thanks!

I missed you, Mo. What the heck have you been doing vagina woman?

Hey there Dame Jane! I've missed being here too - just been gallivanting around V Festival listening to all the bands, camping in the mud, peeing in cups and generally having fun.

What is the postage and delivery on these items?? Does it come bubblewrapped? My second one is a gift for someone.

You really are vulgar Abby. SOMEBODY FETCH A MODERATOR - WE HAVE SOMEONE HERE BEING VULGAR AND ITS HURTING MY EYES TO READ SUCH THINGS!

:) Sleep well - hope you feel better tomorrow. xx

Dream of over sized chili muscles

I want to know why this thread is still up.

I think it's because we're all pretty. But I can't be sure.

I dont think this site get checked maybe. Im glad Im not part of this conversation tho. I'd hate to get in trouble. Seriously.

*yawn*

Whats going on??

Not too much, not too much. This thread confuses me. It's outrageous (in many ways), yet it's still up...and what's even stranger: We never post on it.

I think the challenge has worn off. It appears that it's not going to be closed, which implies that it's not nearly as risque as we first thought... and where's the fun in that, really?

Are you kidding? Show me a vagina that is not fun, and I'll show you one that is. Okay, too far. Too far.

So now that I've got your attention, Ms. Higgins, would you be interested in joining an 'Adult' club with the divine bunch and whatever other 18+ adults want to join? Mo, Lizzy, possibly Bob...and a few others (I think) have committed. I have begun the process. Heh.

Basically, it would be a club where we can talk about whatever we want to talk about...with more privacy and less rules. We can even go off topic without being penalized! Woot!