You know you wanna click here ^_^ (Hatori)

  • Hatori
    18 years ago

    Okay, I have a couple jokes that I was told. They aren't mine, k?

    1)What is a sheep without legs?

    A cloud

    2)Why did Johnny fall off his bike?

    Because someone threw a fish at him

    Vanilla, you know the answers, so let's see if anyone else can get them ^_^

    Reply

  • Broken Angel
    18 years ago

    1- a cloud
    2- uhm idk =0
    =)

    Reply

  • Broken Angel
    18 years ago

    But what is #2?

    Reply

  • Hatori
    18 years ago

    Hehe, take a guess ^_^

    Reply

  • Hatori
    18 years ago

    Anyone?

    Reply

  • luv Shelbz luv
    18 years ago

    Umm b/c he couldn't ride idk

    Reply

  • Birgit
    18 years ago

    Because he wanted to? o_O

    Reply

  • Hatori
    18 years ago

    Haha, that'd be a good answer, but no x.x
    I'll tell you guys on Monday, so keep guessing ^.-

    Reply

  • luv Shelbz luv
    18 years ago

    Because he was an emo

    Reply

  • Broken Angel
    18 years ago

    Someone threw a rock at him?

    Reply

  • luv Shelbz luv
    18 years ago

    He was hungry

    Reply

  • Give me wings to fly from HELL
    18 years ago

    Because he just took his training wheels off?

    Reply

  • Hatori
    18 years ago

    Haha!!! These answers are great! ^.-

    Reply

  • luv Shelbz luv
    18 years ago

    Because he fell

    Reply

  • Choose xX Alex Xx Life
    18 years ago

    Why did Johnny fall of his bike?

    It had no wheels?
    He got run over?
    urm... It only had one wheel?

    give up

    Reply

  • howwilltheystopme
    18 years ago

    There was no one to help him back on?

    Reply

  • luv Shelbz luv
    18 years ago

    Because his name was johnny

    Reply

  • xPerfect Chaosx
    18 years ago

    Because I pushed him off.

    Idk, although the sheep one was cute. I've got a funny joke. What's invisible and smells like carrots?

    .:Danielle:.

    Reply

  • Broken Angel
    18 years ago

    I know, i know!! A rabbit fart right? ^.^

    Reply

  • Hatori
    18 years ago

    Haha, great guesses guys! Well, you want me to tell you the answer now?

    Reply

  • Hatori
    18 years ago

    YEAH!!!!! ^_^

    Reply

  • Give me wings to fly from HELL
    18 years ago

    Wait so what is the answer???

    Reply

  • Hatori
    18 years ago

    Haha, I'll post the answers at the top ^_^

    Reply

  • Give me wings to fly from HELL
    18 years ago

    Oh lol why a fish

    and what is invisible and smells like carrots???

    Reply

  • Pete
    18 years ago

    I don't get the fish thing either, us Brits are known for a weird sense of humour though.
    "what is invisible and smells of carrots???"
    A Rabbits fart.

    Reply

  • Give me wings to fly from HELL
    18 years ago

    Lol any more jokes??

    Reply

  • Pete
    18 years ago

    It might be a bit lame but it still makes me laugh..

    These two strings walk up to a bar. The first string walks in and orders and the bartender throws him out and yells "I don't serve strings in this bar..."
    The other string ruffs himself up on the street and curls up and orders... The bartender shouts, "Hey, didn't you hear what I told your buddy?"
    String says "Yeah."
    Bartender says, "Aren't you a string?"
    String says, "No, I'm a frayed knot..."

    LOL!

    Reply
Add New Post Back