Why Girls are Funny

Long rant alert! I'm reminded of this situation and I'm posting here, cause some girl got mad at me when she found out I wrote her a poem, but also another one for another girl, though they were both by no means meant to be swoony love poems. Just poems to be nice.

Ok. So long ago, I was this geeky short asian kid who was terrible with women. Well, one day, I started a job at this place where my co-workers were predominately women and somehow, through constant exposure to the odd female species, I must have learned some secret I still do not quite get. Started a fling with some girl, but then ditched her when I got "seduced" by another soon after. Fell in love, but then got ditched myself. Karma I suppose. And then everything kinda snowballed. Soon, it was work fling after work fling after work fling. I no longer work at that job, but if I remember correctly, it ended up being 12 different girls I at the very least dated and kissed. So now, all these girls say "oooh, work place relationship, baaad" yet, it takes two people to kiss if you ask me. And the girls that I really dug, those are the ones that end things. One said "You're too needy and clingy" not in those exact words, but along those lines. Yet another says "You're too much of a player, you probably say that to all the other girls and probably don't need me". Heck, half of them thought I was a player and said they don't want to be with a player, yet oddly enough, they try and kiss me and vie for my attention anyway. It's not like I'm some super hottie either, I'm still a short geeky asian guy. (PS: I point out the asian part, because for some odd reason, like 80% of the time, a woman will tell me "It's odd, you're the first asian guy I've ever been with." like it's some anamoly. Shrug.)

And don't get me wrong, I wasn't ONLY dating at work. I just use that workplace as an example because most of the girls there knew each other and knew what was going on with me and all the other girls. Which is dumb, because technically, I was being a jerk. In fact, the girls I was least interested in were the ones that chased the hardest, even if they knew I was chasing some other gal they knew. Augh.

And don't think I worked with a bunch of hos either. Some girls like to say "Well, they're probably 'those' kind of women". Uh uh. Do you know what that job was? It was work in a group home working with kids with special needs. Ya, how many hos do you know that work with kids with special needs? All sorts of girls worked there that I hooked up with, tall, short, white, asian, some with only high school diplomas, some working to get their PhDs, some single, some who had boyfriends already (yes yes, shame on them, and me as well, I can't help but be a loving person, look at the field I work in!) etc.

So I ended up getting a new job, not cause the women situation, but advancement in career. I think to myself "alright, now my love life might reach some sort of normalcy". Nope, same story outside of work. If I'm nice to a girl, it all goes to hell. If I'm a player or am uninterested, I got a "46 txt msgs in 30 mins" type stalker on my hands.

So then, at one point, I find myself in a situation where I'm dating two different girls at the same time. And call me an ahole if you want, but it sorta works. I love em both, they're happy, I'm happy but part of me is still idealistic and wants that one-on-one lovey dovey soulmate thing. As soon as that desire once again creeps in, everything falls apart again.

Fast forward to now, and I've fallen head over heels once more with a sweet gal. Amazingly, she's into me as well. Great, right? Of course not, we live in different cities. I bet if I lived there, or her here, it'd all fall apart. And that's why girls are funny...or maybe just this geeky asian guy is.

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I can't actually believe what you're saying...

How can you ever be looking for love when your dating two girls at once... and aren't even sorry about it..

I'm quite disgusted to be honest, no offence

I hope karma does come back to kick you in the ass. its not right what your doing, and any girl who falls for you atm is a fool.

Well, I can't say I didn't expect some backlash. I'm not dating the two girls anymore by the way.

I totally agree though, any girl that does fall for me atm is a fool. So why is it that they do when I act like a jerk, but when I fall back to my once kind ways, things just don't work?

I was a super nice guy once, and was single for like 5 years straight. I got really lonely at one point. Slowly, I start to act this way, and I get affection for it and how am I not supposed to like it?

Think back to a time when you had noone and when you just wanted someone to hold so bad, maybe someone specific, or maybe just anyone. What would you have done to find that?

Additional note, I believe in Karma as well to some extent. Is it not possible that karma is paying me back with multiple women for all those years when all those girls who I'd fawn over and give unconditional care for either ignored me or went off with someone else? Just a thought.

A rant is a rant is a rant.

That, and I suppose I admit I'm looking for an easy answer where there isn't one just like the many who post here wondering what they should do to just make their love life work out. I guess my situation is just "different" than most.

Go back to being single, obviously, all these women are too much for you to handle. What you're doing is not right, and you're too immature to handle a relationship.

I don't find it funny.

Oh boy..

you get girls with a relationship grasp so very dense?
you seriously dated two girls and tried to twist it to be okay? your rant just proves you've gotten your ass handed to you. you tried to manipulate in a subtle way.. and karma reared it's ugly head.

damn man. just.. damn.

Me niether.

wow this disgusted me beyond imagination.

i don't even have anything to say.

I meant i don't find it funny either

Player. Player player player PLAYER. Guys that do stuff like that TICK me off. Gerowl. Was there a point to the post?

Well, I hope the post wasn't funny. I never meant it to be comedic so I don't see why people are commenting on it not being funny. "Guys like this" used to tick me off as well. I suppose all I meant to ask was why girls are interested in me WHEN I act like a player jerk, and why they brush me off when I don't. But you know what? Forget it, cause it is obvious that the point of this post was too elusive.

Everyone is right, I'm a horrible person and should just stick to my line of work as a youth counsellor working with children with a history of domestic abuse and working with autistic children on the side. It seems to be the only kind of love I can give properly.

I adore women more than most. When I did date the two different girls, I loved them both and would do anything for either of them. I'd take bullets for them, and though they were not even close to being the same, I saw the beauty in them both. Damn me for not putting limitations and boundaries on my feelings. I must be immature. Love is not unconditional after all, I suppose it has many many many many conditions.