Making up words.....

It's all in the title folks, just make up some words and come up with some definitions for them. Or use real words and make new definitions.

Lets see how many we can get altogether.

OK so here goes.....

1)
Heebler (a person doing strange things alone in the dark)

2)
Dhia-rumpus (severe diarreha)

3)
Cactus (A girl that is so ugly it pricks at your eyeballs when you look at her)

4)
Concrapulate (As in "i need a poop" - "i need to concrapulate")

5)
Crisp packet (Cheap condoms, I suggest cheese and onion)

Ahaha...Great ones.

* Wahey - A celbratory word..-"Wahey! You're back!" (Actually my friend Claire's word...)

* Blorgen - Used when frustrated..- "Blorgen! What the [****] is wrong with this stupid computer!?"

* Fool/Muppet/Moose - Idiot. (Claire's)

* u erd - You heard. (Claire's)

* Mebbe - Maybe (Claire's)

* Yeh ana - Yeah I know. (Claire's)

* Cos - 'Cause/Because. (A lot of peoples)

* Shurrup/Shup -Shut up. (Claire's)

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flarblegoip....it can me whatever you want it to mean!!!!!

Squiged: an emotion that you feel when tired.

Jippo - Someone who is an idiot or something to that extent,

Yobbo - ^^

Spexcill - Special (Markies word)

And of course the imfamous "cjaos" - i have absolutley no idea what it means, you just fit it in anyway.

:) Cjaos all.

Pimptastic- A word that describes a pimp thats fantastic at his work, lol.
-Conner

Abdicate - to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach

Esplanade - to attempt an explanation while drunk

Willy-Nilly - impotent

Flabbergasted - appalled over how much weight you have gained.

Negligent - a condition in which you absent mindedly answer the door in you nightie

Lymph - to walk with a lisp

Gargoyle - an olive flavoured mouthwash

Coffee - a person who is coughed upon

Flatulence - the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller

Balderdash - a rapidly receding hairline

Semantics- pranks conducted by young men studying fir the priesthood including such things as gluing the pages of the priests payer book together before vespers.

Rectitude - formal dignified demeanour assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you

Oyster - a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions

Circumvent - the opening in the front of boxer shorts

Frisbitarianism - the belief that when you die your soul goes on the roof and gets stuck there.

Giraffiti - Vandalism spray painted up high

Dopeler effect - the tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Ignoranus - a person who is both stupid and an asshole.

Testicle - a humorous question on an exam

Pokemon - A Jamaican proctologist

Got these online, everytime I read them, I crack up.

Flimflisterred -- beat up

Honda -- dumb ass

Fatty -- Money

I can't think right now............

It's really quite funny how people use these words like another language. Being around some people for the first time you need a translator...lol

Wumble (a cross between a worry and a bumble)

Mufflef*ck (What often happens when you drive extremely close to the person in front of you e.g., Drew, let off the gas before you mufflef*ck that guy)

Pizzapyrodermis (condition caused by burning your mouth when you eat pizza too quickly)

Feasonable (somithing that is both reasonable and feasable)

buttplosion- he had a butt plosion. like explosive shit coming out ya ass

URGULA, said in exsaperation in a way as a swear word,