Hope I got your attention. My aim isn't too offend, but most of you will probably be offended by reading my poems. I have 3 in all, so not many. Read if you want, but don't have a cry about what they're like.
I have more than 3 now, all equally offensive, or, more to my liking, all of equal shock value. No one has read one, which says a lot about how good a poet I am. If you have the time, please, go ahead.