I am not sure what to say. Hmmm. I thought the message and wording were pretty clever. I liked how you said she is "lovely" but want to kill her too. Most people won't think anything of it. But when you are on it your emotions seem to always go up and down. So it makes sense you worded it this way. I liked how you said motherly as well. Aunts can be considered mothers. :). I really liked the poem as a whole. Very clever. Nominated.

I get the feeling Aunt flow is very real lol

I don't know if I understood the poem correctly but it reminded me of when girls get their periods . it is indeed a funny poem, so good category to put it in. I think when you put prevented you meant perverted. But i think people get it either way. I like it