Eh Ba Gum

Eh ba gum am a Yorkshireman am Yorkshire through an through,I wear Yorkshire puddings an a race flat caps an I like eating greyhounds,it's true. Am tight wime money an a never spend a penny,oh an a keep me coyl int bath,am dour an am grey an a never welcome strangers even wime friends I never like ta laugh.i like racing pigeon pie though a wunt touch jellied eels an a can't abide Southron folk,our lass wears belts an braces in place oh contraception an dunt enjoy her thirty second annual poke.A wear gret big hobnail wellies an a cardie med o cat hair an me sheepskin jackets seen better days a wont read those new fangled newspapers tha knows cus am Yorkshire an stuck in me ways.A go ta church on Sundays anam quietly proud o that but no hyms for me tha knows unless it's Ilkley Moor Bah Tat.Aye it's a hard life being a Yorkshireman it's true ile tell thee that,but it's Gods own County and each day I pray I want born a soft Southern twat.