Kitchen Insanity

Something strange is happening with the kitchen,
The food is quite possessed,
A ham sandwich rocketed out of the fridge and nailed me in the chest!
The kitchen is evil and obviously not dead,
Just a minute ago the beef shot from the counter and smoked the cat in the head!
A piece Toast pops up from the toaster and struck me in the shin,
And then a piece of celery blasted me in the chin!
When my mom came down to get breakfast, I told her to hit the deck!
As an apple went air born she hollered "what the heck!?"
We don't know how the devil got a hold of hour food,
But when I find out he's going to be sued!