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  • Tea

    by Neutrino

    When the day is dead and time is long
    I do a cup of tea to help me along...

  • I remember

    by Neutrino

    I remember long ago, when dreams were rife
    When I was younger and still had a life...

  • The Would-a-be-a

    by Dupliter

    larry was a lime, a slimy man in shifty shoes,
    lime was also a lucy, she was a tulip tipped in...

Funny Quotes

  • For the ex :)

    "Not even the light of Heaven and the gravity of Hell could attract me to you again".

    by Maher
  • If you love something set it free. If it comes back, then you have a stalker.

  • Dear 11 year old on Facebook with 'It's complicated.' Seriously????? What did he do??? Steal your animal crackers??