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  • The game of golf it must be said.
    Should not be played, while your in bed...

  • I am Gee with OCD 2 WIN

    by Golden AnGel Rhapsodist

    They say I’ve got an OCD
    But really, folks, I’m just so me...

  • my rizz

    by Satsuki

    I'd like to take you to the movies but they don't...
    No pen, no paper but you still draw my attention...

Funny Quotes

  • For the ex :)

    "Not even the light of Heaven and the gravity of Hell could attract me to you again".

    by Maher
  • If you love something set it free. If it comes back, then you have a stalker.

  • Dear 11 year old on Facebook with 'It's complicated.' Seriously????? What did he do??? Steal your animal crackers??