Oh Christmas Tree

Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree
Why oh why, do you mock me
It is because your full of cheer
While I sit alone over here?

Every December I start to dread
The day they dress you in gold and red
With fun and laughter they deck you out
You love the attention, I have no doubt

Your in the corner where everyone stays
Crowding around you, all in a daze
Seriously, who do you think you are?
Coming in here with your gaudy star

Why they love you, I have no idea
But thank god, it's only once a year
That you come out and take my place
This whole charade is a disgrace!

I get moved so you have room
I hope this holiday's over soon
Oh what's the point in having this rant?
No one ever listens to a little pot plant ©

*Gem*

(Don't ask me where this came from, lmao)