100 Things to do when you are mad.(1-50)

WARNING: Some people might find these offensive in some ways. These are not recommendations but some of these things you see people do a lot.

1) Argue with everybody.
2) Touch the paintings at the museum.
3) Get hysterical.
4) Threaten law suits.
5) Insinuate, implicate and insist.
6) If you got it, flaunt it.
7) Eat produce at the grocery store and don't pay for it.
8) Gamble with the rent money.
9) Record over a borrowed vcr tape
10) Tell people that they are in your will, even if they aren't.
11) Don't get caught.
12) Stay directly in front or behind fire trucks and ambulances.
13) When giving out directions, leave out a turn or two.
14) Don't make up your mind.
15) Improve your posture by walking with your nose in the air.
16) Remind people who lose their job that they should work harder.
17) Talk with your mouth full.
18) Accuse, confuse and refuse.
19) Comment on the weight gain of others.
20) Get your fortune told, then argue saying that won’t happen.
21) Keep a pile of wisecracks for tense and serious situations.
22) Answer a question with a question.
23) See what it takes for the lifeguard to blow the whistle.
24) Don't give to charities unless you get something back.
25) Add the straw that breaks the camels back.
26) Clean your finger nails at the dinner table.
27) Tell people what they think they wanna hear.
28) Notice good ideas and pass them on as your own.
29) Put a title like Senator or Doctor before your name when making dinner or hotel reservations.
30) Don't volunteer for the back seat and never take the middle one.
31) Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.
32) Never do anything until you have been asked twice.
33) Put off until tomorrow whatever you can do the day after tomorrow.
34) Spot test "Wet Paint" signs.
35) Go up on the down escalator and vice versa.
36) Dont shower after a hard workout.
37) Lie about your age.
38) Change channels every two seconds
37) Develop at least 3 strategies for cutting if front of another car.
39) Underline in other peoples books.
40) Slurp your soup.
41) If you can't think of something nice, say something nasty.
42) Be judgmental.
43) Announce when your going to the bathroom.
44) Read over peoples shoulders on the bus.
45) Ignore deadlines.
46) Revenge is sweet... so get some.
47) Squeeze the toothpaste from the top, and while your at it, leave the cap off.
48) Curse the umpire at a Little League game.
49) When it says "Reserved Parking" that means you.
50) Take the labels off of unopened cans.