100 Things to do when you are mad.(51-100)

by oNice   Jan 15, 2007


WARNING: Some people might find these offensive in some ways. These are not recommendations but some of these things you see people do a lot.

51) Cover up your mistakes and pass the blame.
52) Pinch all the chocolate candies until you find the one that you want.
53) Borrow handkerchiefs to blow your nose.
54) When your done with your gum, stick it under the chair.
55) If you do something nice, make sure everyone knows about it.
56) Bribe little kids... cause they\'re easy!
57) Put a rude message on someone elseâ??s answering machine.
58) Measure people by their money and the clothes they wear.
59) Be ambiguous, it lets you work both sides of the issue.
60) Leave your underwear in the sink.
61) Chew other peoples pencils.
62) Support the death penalty for parking tickets.
63) Get a backseat drivers license.
64) Dish it out, but don\'t take it.
65) Be a perfectionist in absolutely everything.
66) Apologize a lot, but don\'t change.
67) Change the rules to suit your needs.
68) Put your cigarette out in planters.
69) If you canâ??t help with the solution, make sure your in the problem.
70) Pull the covers over to your side.
71) Eat cookies or crackers in bed.
72) Let doors slam behind youâ?¦ in people\'s faces.
73) Repeat yourself.
74) Repeat yourself.
75) Tell your kids \'How it was..\' back when you were a kid.
76) Vividly describe a hysterectomy to your date before ordering dinner.
77) Scribble your signature on important documents.
78) Use the whole can of starter fluid on the charcoal at someone elseâ??s house.
79) Put things back where they don\'t belong.
80) Take a colicky baby to the movies.
81) Have belching contests in restaurants.
82) Make the same mistake twice.
83) Pee in the swimming pool.
84) Ride on the shoulder until you pass all the jammed traffic, and then cut in.
85) Wear a large hat (sombrero) to the movies.
86) Always have an ulterior motive.
87) Always take the biggest piece.
88) Forget the pooper scooper when walking your dog.
89) Take cheap shots.
90) Take forever to find a word in Scrabble.
91) Cause gridlock.
92) Get up on the wrong side of bed.
93) Change your mind.
94) Glue a chip on your shoulder.
95) Put salt in sugar containers then ask someone to bake something.
96) Blow out other peoples birthday candles.
97) Don\'t refill the ice cube tray.
98) Ask people what they paid for their clothes.
99) Cut off people in the middle of their sentences or attempt to complete it.
100) Practice pulling the wool over people\'s faces.

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