She placed her finger on a hot skillet
Just to see how it felt
She really should have thought about it
The pain on her finger made her yelp.
She bought a Chihuahua
Because she thought it was a cat
Her favorite color is Aqua
The color is actually called pink, but she doesn't know that.
Her t-shirt says "Daddy's Mistress"
The letters are printed out big and broad
She meant it to say "Daddy's Princess?
But you must forgive her...she's a BLOND.
