My siamese reposes regally curled
on the distinct place on my bed...

The trouble with inspiration
is it needs much perspiration...

Had I known before we married
what lay beneath her smile's surface...

When I was pre-school
I sent off for a prize...

"Have you hugged your toilet today?"
The plumber's ad filled me with wrath...

So long it's been since I felt the same hands
upon my soul for longer than two moons...

Most persons with some debilitating condition
will suffer the disease, enduring it best as they...

How would you ever
learn to make wise decisions...

You give me a sense of perspective
even in this traffic jam...

Christmas music gives
Thanksgiving soundtrack...

When you fall in love
with just the words on your screen...

Archer casts aspersions at the sun
crying light blinded aim...