2 months ago, updated 2 months ago
A panda bear goes for a night out,
After a an hour or so a young blonde walks up and asks if she can join him,
After drinking and chatting she suggests they go back to hers and he agrees.
Once they've finished having sex the girl asks for £50
"What" says the panda.
She replies " I'm a prostitute look it up in the dictionary"
Prostitute:-has sex for money.
Ah says the panda "I'm a panda bear maybe you should look that up in the dictionary"
Panda bear :-eats shoots and leaves