I'm Sorry

by TorturedTourniquet   Aug 11, 2008


Just one of those things that popped into my head after a day on messenger... lol.

I'm sorry.
I think you're mistaken.
You're male.
I'm female.
But I don't like men.
I just don't.
Yep, that's right.
I love women.
Just like you!
You messaged me.
I think you had the wrong idea.
You think I'd be interested in you.
Nope.
Sorry.
I'm with a girl.
But if you want to talk about women,
Sure! I'll chat!
Just don't get the idea you have a chance.
Because you're male.
And that just doesn't happen.
I'm sorry.
But I'm really not.

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  • 15 years ago

    by TorturedTourniquet

    Ahahah, I definitely did really do this. People message me and apparently think I'm straight, and it's just like, no... I'm sorry... But I'm gay. I take amusement in it. Thanks for the comment!!

  • 15 years ago

    by stephanie

    Ohh wow.
    thats the most hahahaha....
    did you really do this.?
    ha wow well yeah i was reading these
    comments&&haha the girl
    umm JEROME MITCHALLS WIFEY 4 LYFE...jajaja wow really that happen to me to.=]
    but i made him stright hahahaha:0

  • 15 years ago

    by TorturedTourniquet

    Ahah, yep. Was pretty funny.

  • 15 years ago

    by Lyrical Heart

    WTF? Someone thought you were straight Lizbian?

  • 15 years ago

    by Angel Eyes

    LOL wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! good poem. sadly...i had some one tell me dat....dis boi that was pretty much the finest guy in town turned out to be GAY :'( but now me n him are like best friends!

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