Trees.

I really couldn't tell you
Why I'm gonna write about trees
But I'm going to anyways
So listen please.

Trees can be big.
They can also be small.
Hey speaking of small,
My biscuit's not that tall.

But I love her anyways
Even though she abuses me,
It's a good thing I love her
Otherwise I'd run her into a tree.

But see I could never ever do that
Cause I love her too much.
You know cause of the "....Steve" - ing
And....uhm...such.