Oh please don't look at me like that
With head hung low for hours you've sat
You look so sad, Your tail don't wag
And you're taking your mood out on the cat
I can't play with you all the time
So please just stop that auful wine
And just sit tight, then I just might
Take you walkies when the weather's fine
Oh alright then...you have won
Let's both go out into the sun
The washing can wait, the dinner'll be late
But being with you, boy's much more fun