What are Husbands for?

Someone to brag about at work to the girls
Someone to shower you with diamonds and pearls

Someone to take it out on when your stressed
Someone to watch you get undressed

Someone to carrying all your shopping
Someone to make love to without stopping

Someone to bring you back up when you've sunk
Someone to look after you when you're drunk

Someone to buy you a golden ring
Someone who doesn't care how badly you sing

Someone to live with in a home
Someone to talk dirty to on the phone

Someone to be there all your life
- just so you can say you make a wonder wife

Someone to laugh with a say you're funny
Someone rich to murder and nick all of his money.