5/5. It made me laugh; it was entertaining, albeit a bit lengthy to be submitted as a poem on a poetry site... nevertheless, fun to read. :)

Very interesting humorous charcters

I don't think it was lengthy at all. Ballad poems are known for being PAGES long.

"These string of in(acc)cidents form a part of who I am ... Realization dawns when you know that there is nobody waiting for you in the new house... when you have your dinner alone ... when at night screaming silence engulf you ... when you have to fumble for numbers to share a tear..."

It was that last part that shows how true some friends are.

Nicely done!
Gem x