Fairytale Disaster

I'm sorry miss,
his servant said to me,
but the glass slipper doesn't fit,
I sighed deeply.

I thought for sure this time,
that this was my moment,
but reality struck,
and some one else stole it.

"Put down the frog!"
This fisherman was rude.
"This is a pond,
not a kissing booth!"

I took some sleeping pills,
and I slept for seven days,
and instead of prince charming,
F's now replace my A's.

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