Fat Girl misses Skinny Boyfriend

I miss your chocolate brown eyes
Miss your marzipan skin
Your voice, like a loaf of bread,
so good and hunky, thick and chunky.

I miss your marshmallow lips
Your presence like a chocolate scoop double.
I miss your little boy charm
and the way you make me wobble.

You're sweeter than an ice-cream,
hooter than a sizzling brownie.
When you listen to this
I know you'll give me a big frownie.

But I love you, I love you,
more than fruity chew,
more than Mountain Dew,
more than Pepe Le Pew.

Tell me you missed me too
Tell me you love me too
More than Halo II
and more than Chelsea Blue,
Because baby, I love you.