The year starts slow with plenty of snow and if you go outside you can hear the wind blow. The temperature is zero degrees and that makes the water freeze so please let me borrow your keys. Everyone knows I'm Chinese and if u call me Japanese I'll break your knees. It's cold outside and it's like this worldwide but deep inside where I reside lives the south side with all their pride. U can make a snow man but tonight there's a monster plan that will take u to japan and make u drive a pink van so be prepared to take on the mission and don't forget to bring the ammunition and if u see any apparitions be sure to use your intuition. That's all I got for this season but I have plenty of reasons to commit high treason.
