Today i was in the shower
drinking champagne
but then i had pain
in came grandpa
he didnt want to pop my bottle
he wanted to pop my cherry
but hes already done that
no 1 else wants me cos he penetrates me all the time
it sux
and im not fine
will i eva get a man 2 love me?
will some1 want grandpa's leftovers?
not his roast beef from dinner
but me??
or will i die alone????
:'(
***this is a poem about what happened last night when i was shaving my legs***
