(ring announcer)
Attention losers and knucklehaeads!
Tonights inconceivable bout featuring the homeless underweight punchdrunk underdog from nowheresville.
With a record 0 wins and hundreds of losses
managed by the parole office with
public defender coach
Always requesting a rematch and refusing to throw in the towel.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Attention sheriffs and judges!
It is the alcoholics anonymous decision:
Brutally beaten down; suffering shattered dreams,
crushed spirit, broken promises, bruised ego,missing teeth and possible brain damage.
defeated in every round and still the undisputed loser of his world......methamphetamine T.K.O.!
